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Sigh, will Amy EVER make up her mind about whether or not she’s going to move in with her baby daddy?
At first, Ames was practically begging Ricky to let her sleep over, but she must have listened to some Kelly Clarkson because recently she’s all about being Ms. Independent. Just don’t get too used to it... things are about to change!
After the heart-wrenching tragedy that takes place during the Season 3 finale, Amy becomes super clingy to Ricky and decides that wants to shack up once and for all. Thank God! We can’t wait for these two to play house with Baby John!
At first, Ames was practically begging Ricky to let her sleep over, but she must have listened to some Kelly Clarkson because recently she’s all about being Ms. Independent. Just don’t get too used to it... things are about to change!
After the heart-wrenching tragedy that takes place during the Season 3 finale, Amy becomes super clingy to Ricky and decides that wants to shack up once and for all. Thank God! We can’t wait for these two to play house with Baby John!
Top 5 Least Realistic Things About Amy’s Life
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One big happy family! Amy, Ricky, and Baby John have a great Mother’s Day ahead of them if they spend it like this. Amy looks all kinds of sexy in that little black dress, and look at John in his tie!
All in all, Secret Life does a wonderful job creating an accurate depiction of teen pregnancy dramz, but there are a few WTF things about the life of hot mama Amy Juergens. For starters, how does she have time to straighten out her side bangs every day?
Check out the five least realistic things about Amy’s life and make sure to add to this list on Facebook!
Check out the five least realistic things about Amy’s life and make sure to add to this list on Facebook!
1. Her conception:
Just in case you guys forgot, Amy was conceived under a full moon on a surf board. And nope, no further explanation has been offered by Georgeor Anne. We assume they were hanging at the beach one night, decided to hop in the water (has no one seen Jaws?) and somehow had sex on a surf board without drowning. Round of applause, please!
2. Her unsupportive family:
Plenty of teens have babies and aren’t nearly as lucky as Amy. She’s in the great position of having a fam that literally sit around all day doing nothing, and yet no one offers to help with Baby John! Maybe that kid just really sucks, but couldn’t George or Ashley babysit him while Amy gets her homework done?
3. Her (almost) move-in with Ricky:
Amy grew up a lot when she got preggers, but she’s still just a kid! What parent would even consider letting their teenage daughter move in with her sperminator? George was upset, but Anne was just like “Eh, whatevs. I’m drinking my coffee.”
4. Her never-ending closet:
For serious, Amy has an enormous collection of adorable clothes that a gal in her position would never be able to afford. As much as we’d hate to see last week’s unfortunate turtleneck enter the rotation again, maybe it’s time for Amy to stop spending all her hard-earned dough on black skinny jeans. We know you’re trying to hide your Ricky hickeys, Ames, but stop wasting your Benjamins!
5. Her obsession with getting married:
Look, we get it: Amy wants Ricky to put a ring on it before the nearest slut with D-cups swoops in and steals him away, but here are two lessons this girl should have taken away from her first marriage: 1) Never wear a tie-dyed shawl with a wedding dress and 2) High-schoolers should never get hitched.